germy300's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FAUX - Chapter 1]

Nice. This is really cool.

This is really cool. Motion comics are always something you don't see all the time, and it's refreshing when you do. It also helps that this is really well executed, too.

The art is good, the music really sets the atmosphere, scenes have appropriate time allotted to them, and...well, it's just all-around great. Leaves you wanting for more. Nice job.

[Lets All Kill Eachother]

Haha! Awesome! XD

I really loved this animation.

Sure, it's short. Sure, it lacks a load of special effects caked on that a lot of stick fights have, but I just really loved this.

Like another reviewer said before me, I really liked the concept of just a big huge massacre rather than the 'one elite breaking into a base and completely dominating all the grunts' concept. It's quite refreshing.

Also, there's so much going on that you need to watch it more than once.

Haha! What I really liked was the person who pistol'd himself in the head...thought it was a quite funny and unnoticeable easter egg in there. :P See if you all can find it!

[what is this i dont even]

LOOOOOOOL, I used to have that game.

Yes, I know where the little ski guy comes from! The fucking snowman thing always ate me.

...Anyways, I enjoyed this Flash. Simple and doesn't make any sense at all. 8D

Short-Factor responds:

David Spade extends his David Spade.

[BitterSweet]

Wow. o_o

That was...unique. Unlike anything I've seen before, as a reviewers before me would put it.

I mean...this is so different from anything else I've seen! Just how everything flows from one scene to the next and how many things go unexplained, but still satisfying the viewer.

I really enjoyed watching this.

[WGJ4K: Psychic Surgery]

Nice. 8D

I certainly enjoyed this a lot more than the other WGJ4K videos! Got a few lol's out of me.

As always, and I always feel I should mention this, animation, art, and sound quality is at it's finest.

Good job. :)

[Two Chicks, Same Time]

That was so stupid...

What was that? x_x

I really don't get how anybody finds this LOL funny, it's not.

Two guys. Talking. About doing girls. Then one guy says he had a threesome. Then the other guys asks if he has two penises.

It's not funny, there's no pun, there's no joke. It's not funny.

Crude humor, humor with no class. This kind of humor entertains bored people who really have nothing to do.

Not to mention, the animation and sound quality isn't top notch. Of course the animations graphics and the people being boxes is a catch to you; your theme, but it's no effort in the animation. It's like a comic except you don't read.

And that's it. It's not funny, and the video elements aren't high quality.

DestructoBox responds:

This was definitely one of our earlier ones. Try out some of the newer ones for more actual "animation" movement and whatnot, though not sure it'll be your cup of tea anway.

Thanks for the review.

[Abercity]

Haha, awesome man.

That was pretty beast.

Amazing stick massacre, incredible smooth animations.

Haha, I really liked the part where the white guy beat his own brown guys just get out of the way. XD

[Link's Barrel Beat]

WOW MAN. THIS IS...

HAHAHAHA! WOW MAN! THIS IS LIKE... WOW!

Left me in stitches.. STITCHES. And NOT ONLY was this FREAKIN' HILARIOUS, it serves as a nice beat for two minutes. :D

Also, DAMN! Three at once...

[Pencilmation #14]

Nice! Short and sweet.

Really liked it! Keep up the good work.

[WGJ4K: Mario Vs Sonic]

Honestly, all of these are quite bad.

Okay, all of these WGJ4K videos have one thing in common, they have Mickey, who is a total prick and mean to everyone. It also has no flow and with no transition periods at all.

Honestly, it's crude humor, with no class at all. I understand that Mickey is a complete asshole with no hint of compassion, and you're trying to get that message across, but honestly, it's just not funny. It's not funny at all. You can easily pull something funny with this character.

In this episode, apparently it's supposed to be Mario vs. Sonic. It wasn't Mario vs. Sonic, it was Mickey vs... Jeff? I don't remember his name. It's not really an imitation at all. It's just them two fighting in the character suits.

And in the description? It really didn't have any jokes or puns, maybe at the end, a little, but it didn't have anything at all. All this episode has is a one-sided fight that really wasn't entertaining at all.

Now, I hafta give credit to something. The animation, sound, and art. The animation is top notch, it flows so smoothly. Not only that, the sound and voices are all high quality which have no stuffy-ness at all. And I'm digging the art style. All the execution factors to boost the score by a lot.

But really the flow of the conflict matters more. Like I said, crude humor with no class. Try working on the flow of the conflicts, and transitioning through events sequences.